THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE NEVER INHALED AND YOU CAN’T PROVE OTHERWISE
Well, that’s been quite a week, hasn’t it? I think the only thing that could top it in the week … Continued
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE IS HIGHLY LIQUID
I’ll let you into a secret – sometimes coming up with a grabby title for the Update is a bit … Continued
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE SAYS ENOUGH TYPING ALREADY
Hello, have we all calmed down a bit now? I do hope so. It’s all been quite exhausting. It’s come … Continued
GET YOUR MONEY BACK OUT AGAIN WITH THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE
It strikes me that everyone is angry this week. Much of it has to do with milkshakes, and whatever the … Continued
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE HAS ITS OWN GRAVITATIONAL PULL
Fate is capricious, siblings, and laughs at our misguided attempts at self-determination. When it gives us a clear sign, we … Continued
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE GOES FULL STATTO
Hello, me again, here to mark the exact mid-point between the Fear you feel at the working week to come, … Continued
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE NEVER CONTAINS SPOILERS
Hello again, siblings. If it’s true that time is a human construct, devised by the ancients to explain the otherwise … Continued
GET BACK TO WORK WITH THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE
“Did you have a nice…?” “Yes, it was very…” “Seems a long time…” “Certainly does, ready for the next…” So … Continued
DINNA HIV THE POOTS LIKE A PEEDIE-BREEKS, YON’S THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE
The linguists amongst you will spot straight away that this week’s Update comes from the remarkable islands of Orkney, the … Continued
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE NEVER ASKS FOR AN EXTENSION
Anyone who’s ever had coursework to do for anything knows that feeling of fear as you have to go and … Continued
